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[patricided]

Of course not I'm just pissed I managed to keep one half demon from kissing me and couldn't make it two for two.

[That's sarcasm, too bad it doesn't carry through text.]

[hellboundslayer]

You mean two for zero?

[patricided]

No I mean two for two, in that neither of you got to. I'm sadly hitting one and one.

[Keep up Vergil it isn't that complicated.]

[hellboundslayer]

Whichever.

[patricided]

Aw don't pout it is possible to earn your coat back.

[hellboundslayer]

I'm not doing you any favors.

[patricided]

I wouldn't really call it a favor exactly, but if that's how you feel I can keep your coat.

[hellboundslayer]

Then what exactly is it?

[patricided]

If I have to tell you, it won't make any difference.

[hellboundslayer]

I can't very well do any favors if I do not know what they are, girl.

[patricided]

Didn't you just say you weren't doing me any favors though? Or was this one of those moments where you say one thing and only mean it until you give in.

[hellboundslayer]

Don't test my patience, girl.

[patricided]

Or what you'll manhandle me into another kiss? Steal yet another taste of my blood? Kick me out?

[hellboundslayer]

There are far worse things that I could do.

[patricided]

Such as?

[hellboundslayer]

Lady. Any time now would be preferable.

[patricided]

I don't live by your timetable. Besides you have enough of an idea of how to socialize, you should be able to figure out what I want here.

[hellboundslayer]

Humor me and spell it out.

[patricided]

I want an apology.

[hellboundslayer]

For?

[patricided]

Kissing me.

[hellboundslayer]

Even if I'm not truly sorry for it?

[patricided]

You're an asshole.

[hellboundslayer]

I have been called that, yes.

[patricided]

Then it should come as surprising that I'm not giving your coat back any time soon.